“Ouch!” “What’s wrong?” “I stepped on a screw.” “Are you ok?” “I’m in ex-screw-xiating (excruciating) pain!”
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home. “I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here."
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so fat when you step you break the galexy
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
gas gas gas i'm gonna step on your ass TONIGHT FOR FUN YEAH YEAH YEAH
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
