Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
