Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
What do sperm say while just in
We need to go deeper
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count? Chew when you swallow!
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Charlotte lools lile a sperm
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To Fuck the Chicken