What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you then they snob you again
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
What's the difference between Pikachu and a Orphan?
At lest someone chose Pikachu
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: because he wanted to call someone to call daddy.
