Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I'm still leaving you!
tails. hey sonic do you need payback oh you are not a fat hedgehog you are a snail. sonic. but im a fat snail because dr eggman turned me to a snail. tails. i don,t trust you fat snail
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.
What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
