say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
what is something that smells yuck 🤮 old bus sits
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
you smell dirty toe nails and pigeon sex
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
BULLY v.s QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac
Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why do farts smell ????
So defff people can enjoy them as well ..
I can smell your kids
