Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
me after i watch a brother and sister do it me sister lets do it ;-;
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
Sister: Your so stupid Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make u any smarter!
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
I bought my sister a trampoline she sat in hur wheelchair and cryed
sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
What's the difference between sex and gender.
you can't have gender with your sister.
What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“