The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they're approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : "Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man"? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don't let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : "Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven". Sister Carmel sees what's going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. "Pssst - hey Bernie"!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : "What is it?" A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : "Do you mind if we swap places"? Sister Bernadette replies : "What for"? Sister Carmel says : "Well, I wouldn't mind gargling before you stick your ass in there"!
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
WHTA WAS STEPHEN HAWKINS LAST MEAL? HIS LEFT SHOULDER
What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder
I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said "who the fuck taught you to drive"... To this he replied "Stevie Wonder".
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
