What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this
What's the different between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un
I asked my friend what happened to him? His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more