Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
Don’t be racist racism is a crime and crime is for black people
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
