Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Whatâs a nutâs favorite Shakespeare line? âTo be or nut to be.â
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What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy
The most famous line from Shakespeareâs play Julius Caesar is âEt tu, Brute?â
Why canât he just speak plain English?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldnât use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
