My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
your momma OHHHHH
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
