I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
I got detention yesterday vecause I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Why can't orphans go on school field trips. parent signature________________
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁