. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
