A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
ur hairline go far back ur mom scareed ur nt going to make friends
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
we all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 911...
everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd
cuz it’s between 9/11
Wait till the end
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humoured jokes are scared of it.
