Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.