Your so far when you went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
Ur so fat u sunk captain crunch’s ship. Ur so fat ur blood type is Nutella.
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
When someone says don't talk back to me, say I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back?🤔
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny Mulan can look into your forehead and sing reflection
If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
Your so fat you only know the letters KFC
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
Nowonder why I cant find u Ur in the trash bin
I know ur name is baller cause imma put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLER
What’s the difference between your dad and a boomerang.the boomerang comes back.
