YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
You look too old to be living with your grandma
You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
your so ugly when you went to the makeup store it shut down
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
I love balls bro so do u
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic