ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS AND THE MIDDLE ONES FOR YOU
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Where’s your off button
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
Use the roast I put of flat earth
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Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
Your hairline goes back to the first century
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
