Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at hooters
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories
What is saturns fav song 7 rings
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
