Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
