>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
370HSSV O772H wait your reading it up side down
Depression jokes are wrong,stop making them there cruel and nasty So stop people are feeling like there hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes so PLEASE stop
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
hey wanna read here have a comet book
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
so i walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies i stole one not noticing my mom was behind me.....so my mom said PUT THE COOKIE BACK KID!!!!and i said i wasn ́t gonna eat it and she said then she said nevermind i ́ll get you ́re father so my mom said HONEY DEAL WITH YOURE SON I ́M GOING TO THE MALL!! and my dad said son if ur not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!!so he went into his room and i heard the belt and i was going to run but i knew it would be worse so he said this will be you ́re punishment as he was getting ready to hit me i said daddy no please i wasnt gonna was not going to eat it but he said NO U WONT CHANGE MY MIND LITTLE BOY then he hit me THANK YOU FOR READING STAY HEALTHY AND STAY SAFE IN THIS TIME BYE!!! read more of my jokes they ́ll prob be around the website!!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
what do you read on halloween
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle
How are the faster readers in the world
911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown
