Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
If you don't stop the pun, soon it won't be so fun.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
The date is April 1st Somebody asks you what’s you are doing “I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
One night my brother asked me," Am I a pro gamer?", I say," No you're not a Pro-grammer
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
What colour is a burp? BURPLE!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
I would tell you my jokes a bout pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
what did rainbow say to the other rainbow
nothing it was feeling blue
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
