I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
your mum
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
Louis's IQ
Wanna hear a pizza Joke? Nevermind it to cheesy
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
I have a great job for you but you have to start it off... knock knock... Who's there? I don't know?!?!
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.
