How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
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a man walked into a fleshlight and died xx
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I am a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face
why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
This web"site" sucks it never sites the correct information
when my dog barks he gets ruff
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.