What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
