Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
