Newest Property Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . . .

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property

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BORN JUST IN TIME TO BE
afraid of the US government

help im being nuked

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A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

This is real, sorta

SCHWARZENEGGER
STATE FARM
WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE.
EXPLOSIVE DRAMA SOLELY INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES DEPICT ACTUAL COVERED LOSS
CANNOT MAKE PROPERTY BLAST-PROOF OFFER A RANGE OF INSURANCE COVERAGE OPTIONS THAT
DESIGNED TO IN MITIGATING RECOVERING FROM NON-HOLLYWOOD RISKS, State Farm

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM

BAHAHA

When you tell a slightly offensive
joke at the dinner table:
Your best friend:
You:
Your cat:
BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES
OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM

THE REASON WHY WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED LONGER THEN MEN IS BECAUSE MEN ARE USING WOMEN AND ABUSING THEM AS TOOLS AND PROPERTY WHICH THEY AREN’T DURING WWll WOMEN WERE USED EVERYDAY BY EVIL MEN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES AND MUSILM WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, WOMEN CHILDREN ARW BEING RAPED EVERYDAY WHILE YOU FUCKING TURDS OF HUMAN SHIT ARE MAKING JOKES OF ISSUES THAT NEED TO STOP SO STO WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA, ISLAMPHOBIA, BIPHOBIA AND ALL THE OTHER PHOBIAS MAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT AND RAPE VICTIMS VOICES HEARD WE WILL NOT STAY SILENT BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY APP! ALSO GOD CREATED WOMEN EQUALY AS MEN DO NOT MISTREAT YOUE SISTERS, MOTHERS, AUNGS, MOTHER IN LAWS HOPE ALL YOU RAPISTS SEXUAL ABUSERS, SEXUAL ASSAULTERS ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE NOT IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE HELL IS WHERE YOU BELONG 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked

Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.

Because it was over 10 years old.

Why are women like hurricanes?

They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.

unpopular opinion about programming but, Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined.

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH