Why is a priest different from acne? Acne waits to come on to your face
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do gay guys and priests have in common
They are both gay in there Own ways
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
What does McDonald's and Priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
the preiest had a very holy shirt
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar he orders a drink
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
What's the difference between Baptist and rapist? The priests
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.