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I revealed my dick to my girlfriend

As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

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What do you call your mom

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“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”

Are you my homework because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night

a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.

When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

I like penis in my bum!!!

What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

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One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”