Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What did Obama ask Trump
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does a polite mouse say?
Cheese and thank you.
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!