Newest Planet Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus

Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.

My sister every morning

When you wake up from
a nap and don't know
what planet you're on

Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.

NASA found water on Mars

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

The only thing flat earthers have to fear...

... is sphere itself.

Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets

scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0

Hey i never knew We had a planet in our body

replace the v in venus wit a p

Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)

So here’s Uranus where’s my anus

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy