My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
Your so cool that celebrities take pictures of you
