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In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking

French feminist Luce Irigaray calls "E=mc2" a "sexed equation." She claims
that it is sexist because "privileges the speed of light over other speeds that
are vitally necessary to us." Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to
"privilege that which goes faster."
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male
conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates
with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male
physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men's
bodies don't have a particular fluid in them: menstrual fluid.
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BEYOND
THE EMOTION OF ANGER

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Saying "Oops"
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Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

What did stephen hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death

wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode

What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump

spasticelastic

Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer

What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off

What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair

Stephen Hawking

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"

They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.

1 "Knock knock"

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist"

2 "Interrupting..."

1 "Muon!!!"

What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs

a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass