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Penis Jokes

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?........ Aaaawwwww I got dicklash

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

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Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"

So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said "Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream" she said "Oh Sorry Babe" then she asked him what was his about then he responded like "I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it" she said "AAAAh" he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as "I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it"!