my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Brian can i see that paper for a sec
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
WHAT TYPE OF FLOUR DO YOU BUY A ORPHAN=SELF RAISING
