Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.