Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
I told an orphan his dad is spider man far from home
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
If you want an orphan joke just look in a mirror
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans
they both depresd on the inside
i have no life and i have no funny jokes
