Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
feminist: correct
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket... Because they ate all the bats
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way
How does a non binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Sorry I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up herecomplaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended...how stupid is that?
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
