what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
Why can black people can post offensive jokes about making fun of white people but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people because white people have white privilege does it cycle?
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
i have a big cock
Rape jokes aren’t funny. people like me that are actually victims of rape Are triggered by them.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
