What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
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What do u call an octopus dad? an octodad
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
Hello There have a good day
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.