A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
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How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
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What does you mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
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octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
octupussy
How many times does it take to make a octopus laugh?
Tentickles
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter🚁
What do you call a octupus whos father left octobyeyo
