Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
Which nut is worth the most? A cash-ew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
reese's reese's who re-ses with deez nuts
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What do you call nuts on a chin ? - my penis in your mouth
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
