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What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked

When you wake up from a
nightmare then go back to sleep
and it continues from where it
left off

When u have to watch cartoons after a
scary movie so you don't have nightmares

Introverts

When I go out and there are people
everywhere
This is a nightmare.

What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree

i hate nightmares

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare

Yo mama so ugly that she give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "

*Weird background music*

Yall want some nightmare fuel?

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

Why do black men have nightmares?

because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas

Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl