Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
