Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
