Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
