Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
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How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
