Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
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I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
Your mum years cabbage
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
your mums hair line was so big that dora the explorer could not find it
your mums hair line was so long that you decided to get therapy
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
