What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
Your so fat when you told your mum and dad even they laughed
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
